i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it
I love these because I always bake for people when I’m happy
I must have # 14!!! and maybe # 10!
Thank you so fucking much.
im in teaaars
Reblog 4 ever <3 :’)
The mailman brings my dog a treat every day. This is what she does when she hears the truck approaching our street
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?"
"The time I got closest to my dream, and had it pulled away."
"I was down to the final two in an audition for the lead in a major TV show pilot. The network flew me out to Los Angeles. They put me up in a nice hotel and they introduced me to all of the executives. Everything felt perfect during the screen test. I thought I nailed it. Then right before I got on the plane back to New York, I got a call from my manager. He said the network thought I was ‘too nice’ for the role."
Friendly reminder that how you mix things also changes the outcome! (It depends on the utensil you use and the amount of mixing done.)
Believe or not, 30% of my finals was studying this kind of shit.